I have been on Holiday for the most of this week, as I have had to use the remainder of my Holiday before they get consumed into the big Human Resources 'Black Hole' and Some family were due to be coming down from Edinburgh, but couldn't make it :-(. Anyway I've practically been doing sod all!! Apart from a short (Very short) trip into Chesterfield and some food shopping etc, but the time off has allowed me to catch up with the drivel they display on 'The Box' during the daytime. Anyway there is always one show I have time for and that's 'Judge Judy' - The Iron Lady 2!! Judge Judy rules - she takes no crap and completely tears into the majority of the trailer park, mullet sporting, slack jawed cretins they have on the show, anyway while sitting down watching the show it got me thinking - ' Why can't Britain have a show like this ?'
My personal ideas on the show would follow the below criteria,
Same platform as Judge Judy, but with slight tweaks....
I) The show would have all types of crimes (not just petty like in Judge Judy) From Theft to Murder.
II) At the end of the show when the defendant has been (IF) found guilty, there should be a phone vote (like x factor) for the best punishment i.e : Being flogged with a cat of nine tails, Cattle Prodded, incarcerated etc.
Channel 4 should host the programme as they not shy of a bit of controversy....Although if it was Channel 5 everyone would be naked and Judge Judy would be having sex with that big black security guard, who passes her the defendants papers etc (see below pic lol)
